Magnanimous Prosecutor wrote:
Alls I know is since we don't seem to be running out of crime, my job is pretty secure...
Yeah, but from what I hear, it's pretty difficult to find employment with the Crown. 
  

"Not me. I'm going viking style with all my meagre possessions and savings put around my body in a boat then torched. I figure the residual alcohol content will mean fireball on ignition." - the great Minister of Love