Don't put lawyers on a pedestal.  There are nice lawyers, mean lawyers, ugly lawyers, pretty lawyers, lawyers who don't know how to dress, lawyers in crazy expensive suits, lawyers who don't brush their teeth, lawyers who are hilariously funny, lawyers who are socially awkward...they run the entire range of personalities you're likely to find in public.  I once had an opposing counsel who had a weird habit of popping zits on his neck while talking. 

I guess if anything you could say there aren't any really, really stupid lawyers.  But that's about it. 

If you have managed to live your whole life so far with cold sores, putting on a fancy robe and swearing an oath isn't going to change anything.  And lord knows you won't be the only one.  They're just cold sores.

"I am aware of the importance of the Kanata to MY country." - Capone