Capone wrote:
ChickenLittle wrote:
You make me laugh, Hatman.


Not as much as you'll make me laugh when you'll make the 11 pm news.  I can just picture it: 

Canadian man was stopped at [enter American airport here] when passengers noticed him reading closely aircraft manuals.  Upon being questioned by the Sheriff's department, said Canadian man provided questionable statements.  He has since been detained for further questioning.  Suspicions around him grew more, when he refused to provide his laptop for inspection; it has since been confiscated by authorities.

Then CL, then we will know it was you.  And we will laugh and laugh some more! smiley: laugh

Y'see, this is why you never get laid.  I assure you that "I'm a pilot" impresses chicks a lot more than "Have you heard the one about the Muslim and the Roma?"
  

Endless days of low ceilings and nasty crosswinds makes Chicken Little something something.