My bar ads involved my class getting out early every day because our instructor was AWESOME. His motto was "Go 'til you're stopped" - in retrospect, not the most ethical advice I've ever received, but it sounded great at the time, and had the benefit of being applicable to almost every life scenario there is.
Every week he'd get in trouble for letting us out early since the other classes complained. 

Oh, and the Weird Girl, the one who had summered somewhere, who complained nonstop about her summer job, and told us that her principle had been messing with his trust accounting and was in trouble with the Law Society, and did not seem to comprehend the concept of discretion terribly well. I'd like to think she never got Called. Or if she did, that she never practiced. Or if she did, that her name is somewhere in those discipline digests and she isn't practising any more.