Reg posts a press release, likely by the Paris Dipersico himself, alleging he was beaten by assailants unknown. Not a single newspaper or reputable media source has picked up the story. The newser naturally mentions Paris's book, self-published in June of this year, but already so heavily marked down on Amazon that its price new is less than its price used.

So what sort of man is the Paris chap? Here his is, in his own words: "I'm Paris Dipersico and I'm a narcissistic sociopath whose ego is bigger than Kim Kardashian's ass. Boundaries, Respect, Values, and a Conscience...I Lack. I say obnoxious things about fugly creatures (personally, I don't think fat people are real people.)"

Sounds just like a book headed straight to the remaindered bin despite the "pronounced insane" author's valiant efforts to drum up "controversy."